What is inside this little package? A hi tech USB chargable vibe!
And inside this box? Gorgeous leather and lace skirt that fits so well!
Thanks K.! xx
Czech guy: You are too pretentious. But you do look great.
My comment: Maybe that’s why?
German guy: You are very stingy. You do not offer much but want a lot of money. For nothing. But you are cute by the way.
My comment: Why not try this “All you can fuck brothel”. It seems to be much better value indeed.
Another German guy: I can’t give you those 150,- eur you require for social meet ups but I can give you 50,- if you meet me for coffee.
My comment: That would be totally worth it.
Dutch (?) guy: I thought true followers were also important for you, not just payments.
My comment: True followers are extremely important. They are coincidentally those who tribute.
Russian guy: Your service does not look very interesting but I want to know your rates anyway.
My comment: All timewasters should be this up front. It would save an awful lot of frustration.
Iranian guy: Would you like to do some sightseeing with me tomorrow? I can’t pay for your company but I can buy you dinner.
My comment: Do I look starved out?
English guy: I can’t afford your rate but can I pay with some tasks instead?
My comment: Jerking your cock for me sort of tasks?